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Even Closer Encounter of the turd kind…

April 8, 2008
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OH MY GAWD!

Last night – Ella whinged for an hour after we put her to bed.

We left her alone considering that Rowan had seemed to go straight to sleep and we presumed that it was fuss over not being able to find her dummy.

We’re planning to take them off her soon anyway so we just left her and thought, you know what? If she’s silly enough to throw it out of the bed, then she can’t have it! Tough.

Go Us!! Tough parenting strikes! Yeah!

WOW! The resolve! The expertise! Be proud of us!

That is until you find out [after an hour of hearing mummy daddy mummy daddy you kind of get sick of it and go up] that in fact she’s done a poo, a nice smeary yukky ‘I’m teething’ poo and taken off her trousers and spread that poo all over her sheet, her blanket, her bed, her clothes, her hand aaaaaand….

In her fit of explorative poo smearing… she actually ate some.

Yes… that’s right… there was poo in her mouth. [gip]

Bad parents.

Bad. Yuk. Naughty.

Will I ever ignore her again?

Unlikely.

😐

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. April 8, 2008 11:28 pm

    Ahhh snickers.. really satisfies 😉

    And I couldn’t help but laugh at the link to leave a comment: No little nuts have come out of their shell

    Blergh!

    Dan’s last blog post..Musical Monday #… er… Everloving

  2. April 8, 2008 11:44 pm

    What do you mean? 🙂 Are you eating a snickers?? Or are you snickering? And if you’re snickering – why is that satisfying? And if you’re eating a snickers… why are you telling me? 🙂

    And nuts… out of their shell? Do you think that’s bad? 🙂

    Maybe I need more sleep… I’m known for being a little slow on the uptake sometimes… but I am confused I have to confess….. 🙂

  3. April 9, 2008 11:17 am

    hehehe go dye your hair blonde 😉

    Dan’s last blog post..Musical Monday #… er… Everloving

  4. April 9, 2008 10:19 pm

    huh!!! Outrageous!!! 🙂

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