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September 30, 2008
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Jokey zero content Tuesday from a girl who’s not got a lot to say at the moment.

I was out  walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something  off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.

I took the  item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

“Why?” my  daughter asked.


“Because it’s  been on the ground and you don’t know where it’s been, it’s  dirty and probably has germs” I replied.

At this point, my  daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Mummy,  how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.”

I was  thinking quickly.

“All mums know this stuff. It’s on the Mummy  Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mummy.”

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was  evidently pondering this new information.

“OH… I get it!”  she beamed, “So if you don’t pass the test you have to be the daddy!!”

“Exactly,” I replied back with a big smile on my face.

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. September 30, 2008 10:42 pm

    funny, I’m not surprised there is a test though!

  2. October 1, 2008 1:41 am

    if only…..

    xc

    mrs hojos last blog post..Naughty naughty

  3. October 1, 2008 10:21 am

    And if there were a test (and lets face it, in some cases there probably should be) that’s exactly the way it would go! lol

    Vics last blog post..Common Ground

  4. October 1, 2008 10:37 am

    Brilliant!!!

    Suburban Mums last blog post..Catwalk

  5. October 1, 2008 12:00 pm

    Excelent :oD

    Posh Tottys last blog post..I’m still waiting …

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