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Married Men beware.

October 15, 2008
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How a marriage works.

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.

The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies .

So, he said to his new wife, ‘Honey, I’ll be right back.’

‘Where are you going, coochie coo?’ asked the wife.

‘I’m going to the bar, pretty face. I’ m going to have a beer.’

The wife said, ‘You want a beer, my love?’

She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India ,etc.

The husband didn’t know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, ‘Yes, lolly pop…but at the bar…you know…they have frozen glasses…’

He didn’t get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,

‘You want a frozen glass, puppy face?’

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, ‘Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d’oeuvres that are really delicious… I won’t be long, I’ll be right back. I promise. OK?’

You want hors d’oeuvres, poochi pooh?’ She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d’oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

‘But my sweet honey… At the bar… You know…there’s swearing, dirty words and all that…’

‘You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your f***ing beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherf***ing snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren’t f***ing going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?’

………and, they lived happily ever after.

Now, isn’t that a sweet story?


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8 Comments leave one →
  1. October 16, 2008 12:27 am

    How did you know the secret so soon??? Sometimes it takes years to figure that one out :o)
    xc

  2. October 16, 2008 10:02 am

    Just what you told BN, yeah?

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  3. NoX permalink
    October 16, 2008 10:21 am

    This post has sex with chickens!

  4. October 16, 2008 7:54 pm

    the story of my life!!!!
    huahuahuahuahuahuahuahuahua
    (Just kidding baby! (BTW… I am Glowstars Husband… nice to meet ya!))

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  5. Suburban Mum permalink
    October 16, 2008 10:33 pm

    How come someone can come on and declare your post has sex with chickens and yet my comments get blocked?! LOL

  6. October 16, 2008 10:26 pm

    Hee hee!

    Suburban Mum´s last blog post..Jolly Holidays

  7. October 16, 2008 10:26 pm

    Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

    sigh

    Suburban Mum´s last blog post..Jolly Holidays

  8. October 17, 2008 7:42 pm

    yes very annoying! I saw that comment and laughed my little bottom off 🙂

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