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more trumping

November 19, 2008
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Rowan and Ella were sat eating their tea at the weekend, Saturday I think.. and Rowan was jabbering away about some nonsense (no change there)..

She was concentrating so much on what she was saying, that a little trump snuck out and made a naughty little popping noise against her chair!

I gave her some fake shock and disgust..

ROWAN! Did you just TRUMP?! I smirked

DISGUSTING!

NO I DIDN’T!!!! she lied.

She lied well to give her all due credit and would have been utterly concinving were it not for two things..

One

I heard it.

Two

She did this to seconds after lying… before saying ‘Oh Mummy – I don’t like the smell!!!!’

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*Artistic reconstruction of a true event…

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. November 20, 2008 12:26 am

    Hehehe!! My lil man blames it on Daddy ……. even when Daddy isnt in the house ???????

  2. November 20, 2008 4:59 pm

    Hahaha, excellent! There’s no hiding pumps (or bum noises as Callum calls them) in this house. He is like a bloodhound. He gets a whiff of something and it stops him in his tracks. It’s quite embarrassing in company when he asks me “What’s that I can smell mummy, did someone do stinkie poos?”

  3. November 23, 2008 12:06 am

    Ah yes the Rat Out. Mine are experts in this.

    One was – Mummy look – she has really small boobs like you!

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