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Blind Cowboy

February 11, 2009

An old, blind cowboy wandered into an all-girl bikers’ bar by mistake.
He found his way to a bar stool and ordered some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yelled to the waiter,
“Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately fell absolutely silent, and in a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him said,

“Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”

The blind cowboy thought for a second, shook his head, and muttered,

“No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

11 Comments leave one →
  1. February 11, 2009 9:56 pm

    I am going to nick this and claim it as my own. BWAHAHAHA

  2. February 11, 2009 9:57 pm

    🙂 hee – made me giggle toooooo!

  3. February 11, 2009 10:14 pm

    I’m so glad I’m a redhead.

  4. February 11, 2009 10:25 pm

    natural….? 😉

  5. February 11, 2009 10:26 pm

    How dare you!

  6. February 11, 2009 10:27 pm

    what??? *flutters eyes innocently*

  7. February 11, 2009 10:28 pm

    You’ll be asking about collar and cuffs next.

  8. February 11, 2009 10:29 pm

    I really *really* won’t.

    But thanks for that.

  9. February 11, 2009 10:35 pm


  10. February 11, 2009 10:35 pm

    Do you have to have the last word?

  11. February 11, 2009 10:37 pm


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