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poo talk

June 10, 2009
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whoever knew that when I had kids I would spend most of my life talking about poo?!

it has become fact … my life =  poo

well …

kinda

……

Ella is all up on the toilet poo situation – she’s got it now – she needs to poo she goes to the toilet and she has no issue with it. If anything?

DUDES! She seems to enjoy it so much she saves it for installments all though the day – not content with a couple of visits a day – this girl seems to drop off one load at a time! About – ten – times – a – day.

the problem we have is that this girl is SO independent that she cannot quite cope with the thought of having to ask someone else to come and wipe her butt.

she will just go off quietly to do her business – reappear at some point later and it’s only when *you* have to go to the toilet later that you find her little offering – convene with t’other parent and discover there has been no tushie wiping achieved by either of you…

The little cheeky bum *knows* that if we don’t know she’s gone to do one? Then we don’t know she needs attention.

Crafty.

…..then we got treated to skiddy pants yesterday!

Bleurgh!

SO? We have introduced the star chart yet again *stifles yawn*

If you do a poo *sweet smile* call daddy or mummy and we will come and get you clean. Do not clamber off toilet leaving poo streaks. Do not slide off toilet and scratch butt with pants …. Do not leave the toilet AREA without calling one of your parents.

Capiche?

T-h-e-n – if you’re really really g-o-o-d then? Then you can have a STAR —- oooo-o-o-o-o-o-h A *S-T-A-R*

*stifles yawn*

***bad parent alert***

Yeah … blah blah … so star charts bore me – sue me – better than that? Don’t waste yer money – spend it on hiring someone to do my star charts for me

🙂

But hopefully – please child to stop having poo stains in pants

KThnxbai

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. Suburban Mum permalink
    June 10, 2009 8:05 pm

    Lovely.

  2. June 10, 2009 8:33 pm

    did you not like that!?!

  3. Mancais permalink
    June 10, 2009 9:32 pm

    At least you got child poo to sort out. I had to do 85yr old today.

  4. June 11, 2009 9:09 am

    Think yourself lucky that you don’t have a boy – or for that matter, my MIL’s step-mother – I don’t think I even want to contemplate telling that story!

  5. June 11, 2009 5:47 pm

    @SCM – erm … ick

    @Vic – erm … ick – and I think you will have to tell that story… surely you must….!

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